Master Wok On a trip to the mall, we had a craving for something really greasy. Now what's greasier than the food at Master Wok? Here's what we thought: What we thought: In order to get to the mall, we had to take the bus. The bus sucks. And it was 3:00 PM. (Way too early in the morning). Now, this place is called Master Wok "Cafe." However, I didn't see any cafe in there, nor did I see any coffee. That's false advertising bullshit. Minus 1. Inside, they have the perfect selection of greasy foods to choose from: Note the glistening grease on the "General Chicken." Hold on a second. General Chicken? Shouldn't it be General Tso's Chicken? What bullshit! If you're Master Wok be proud of Master Tso you communists! I chose to have the chicken teriyaki and bbq chicken with fried rice, and Randomizer chose to have general chicken and chicken teriyaki with fried rice. The trick in this place is to order things "to go," or else you will get a measly plate of nothing and will walk away unsatisfied. Everything tasted excellent, and the food was extra greasy. Exactly what we were looking for. We devoured the entire tray. Other than the false advertising, and the communism, the place is quite tasty. Nuff said. Tantalus: Duppable. Randomizer: Duppable.