Bread & Water Some people have never even wondered why bread and water are never reviewed. That's because it's unratable. Water is always known as the default drink, and bread as the default food. What we thought: Here's the deal with water. It should be cold, iced, and clean. I hate all this bullshit mineral water, sports water, and other bullshit water that is coming out these days. The worst part is that it looks like water. I go to drink some, and I end up with a mouth full of gasoline. Yeah fucking right. Vitamins my ass. Propel this. Water should be the way it's meant to be. Cold and clean and crisp. No bullshit added. No nutrients or chemicals. No tangy nipple twists. Simple as that. Now let's talk about bread. These days, people have forgotten what the hell bread is. You people eat what I call processed cardboard. Wonder bread? I wonder what the fuck's wrong with you all. Now I'm really getting pissed. Can't you realize crap when you taste it? Guess not. Also what pisses me off even more than wonder cardboard, is raisin bread. Why not just drop the bread in a giant sink of scrotums and call it a day? Raisin bread definitely gives me hay fever. Bread should not have anything added to it. it should be made of goddamn GRAINS and made in an OVEN. It should taste like BREAD, and not some nutty-fuck banana bullshit. You all make me sick. Tantalus: Non-Ratable by Default. Randomizer: Non-Ratable by Default.