Applebee's [Brooklyn, N.Y. Dekalb & Flatbush Ave.] Applebee's tastes great. What the fuck ever happened to this place? What we thought: Tantalus Holy shit my head is still buzzing, so bear with me here. I'm just gonna begin by saying I was extremely hungry. So hungry that I decided to fill myself up with some Applebee's. Being up all night the previous night, I had it all. The red eyes, the ringing headache, the really quick passing out while you're still awake and dreaming about a big hairy dude chasing you with a shovel while you can't move because your feet are caught by a goddamn plastic shopping bag. Anyway, me and Unretrified walk in, and immediately some piercing shrieking hyena voice along with some stale music stabs me in my ear tissue. I ask the person who is sitting us down what in the fuck's name is that, and she tells me that it's karaoke night. I reluctantly proceed. What a mistake. My whole day was ruined. Better yet, the birdie lady sits us down RIGHT NEXT TO THE FUCKING AMPLIFIER. Right where the nerve plucking voices of the horrible singers would just slam you in the back of the face. Karaoke is bullshit. I hate it. Anyone who honestly thinks they look and sound real smooth when they're up there singing "Baby you're all that I want," is a total douchebag. Hey, I've got a word of advice for all you karaoke fans who love to sing in restaurants while people eat: I asked the waitress to move us in the back. WAY back. I didn't need this bullshit while I ate. Finally she sits us down where it's only half bearable, and she NEVER comes back. We sit there waiting and I down a sugar packet in frustration. I finally snapped in about 30 minutes and told some fat sloppy waiter to help me out or something. We FINALLY ordered, and it took the crap forever to finally come. I ordered a something something burger. I was so angry, I don't even remember what the fuck I ordered. I knew though that I was getting 2 patties of angus beef, but I got only one. I asked why there's only one, and he said I ordered so and so. He was right, but he should have known I wanted two cuz I was starved. Bull Shit, no tip. Unretrified didn't even get his food yet, I was done by the time he got his stuff. and we downed it. Food was good, but shitty service. I mean god damn. He didn't even come around to refill the soda's. Even waiting to get change for the check was a pain in the ass. Waiting is especially painful when someone's horrid voice is blaring in your ear. I got so fed up that I grabbed one of the waitresses and took a shit right in her mouth. Okay, so that didn't happen. Instead, I shit into the toilet when I got home and it was a 45:55 ratio of solid and liquid. We were planning to pay no tip for this bullshit, but apparently it was already included in the tab. What communists. Tantalus: Non-Duppable. Unretrified: