Applebee's Desserts Holy shit WE ARE FULL. But we must now have SUGAR!!! What we thought: Tantalus Randomizer What do you do when you're up to your ass in Grade B food? You get some more. Personally, I had the sizzling apple pie. I know I know, I usually dont eat things that used to be green, but since they didn't have a meat pie, I had to settle. When our third-world illegal alien waiter walked over to our table with our deserts, I was pleasantly surprised. On a sizzling grid iron plate sat a good ol' fashion slice of apple pie, with a big ass scoop of vanilla ice cream on top. It also came with this little dish of caramel syrup to pour on top. As soon as I drizzled it over the plate, it started to steam up in my face. Courageously, I dug into it and tasted it. To my great surprise, it was good. As i looked over the table at the desert Tantalus had, the triple chocolate meltdown, I thought; why does his desert look like a steamy pile of shit? It was a brownie-like thing that recently had hot diarrhea splattered on top of it. Cautiously, Tantalus bit into it. About one minute later, he broke out into a seizure, no doubt induced by the large amount of sugar pumped into his dessert. Despite this life threatening experience, Tantalus was able to continue eating it. As we got ready to leave, the waiter came over and told us that we didn't leave him a big enough tip. Last time we go there. Two Thumbs Up till the waiter came over and pissed me off. Tantalus: HOLY SHIT WTF. Randomizer: Extremely-Duppable till the waiter was an asshat.